(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
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I'm making a list
I'm sending it twice.
Really doesn't matter
If I was naughty or nice
Big J just better get me something.
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Sending a pic
Sending a link
This year's Christmas
Better not stink
Big J just better get me something
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He asked me when I was sleeping
He asked when I was awake
He asked when I was taking a leak
Just get me something for goodness sake
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O! I better watch out
He reads my blog
He will whack me with a fat Yule Log
Big J please get me something very soon!
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--The Milk Maid says Eggnog-Induced Coma
