My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Makin' A List...

(Sung to the tune of Santa Claus Is Coming To Town)
I'm making a list
I'm sending it twice.
Really doesn't matter
If I was naughty or nice
Big J just better get me something.
Sending a pic
Sending a link
This year's Christmas
Better not stink
Big J just better get me something
He asked me when I was sleeping
He asked when I was awake
He asked when I was taking a leak
Just get me something for goodness sake
O! I better watch out
He reads my blog
He will whack me with a fat Yule Log
Big J please get me something very soon!
--The Milk Maid says Eggnog-Induced Coma


B said...

HA HA HA...your song was much better than mine! Though mine was sung to the Beastie Boys Paul Revere. : )

Kathy said...

Your song sounds so strangely familiar....Like it might be the one i'm singing in my head with a few minor tweaks. Good job.

And Big J, don't read into it. Just do it. :-)

Amy Barry said...

Hee hee - hope he does see it. Too funny! If he is anything like my J he will wait until the 24th and grab whatever is in sight at the first store to shove in your stocking. At least John has discovered the scrapbook section at Michaels to do his last minute shopping so it is not as bad as it used to be!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

That's a great song! I love it! Hope you get surprised, at least!

Jennifer, Le Binky Bitch

Marcy "meg" said...

Very cute! Love it!

twondra said...

LOL!! Too cute!! I love it girl!

Lora said...

LOVE your poem! Hope Big J read it!! ;) Sooooo, where's the pics of you in the STEAL you got and the big shindig?? We wanna see you Hot Mama!!!

kittenroar5 said...

I think you should totally paste pics everyday of your desires... Can't miss that one, can he?