My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


5/4/07

Computers for Dummies

Sounds like a familiar book, huh? Perhaps my ex should buy one and not rely on MY vast knowledge of "how to" on basic computer functions. However, I am a good hearted person (I hear you laughing... I'm giggling too) and I thought it would be nice of me (means I need all the good karma I can get) to help him out.

His question: Why does everything move when I type my words on this invoice?
My Answer: You are not deleting the "[Insert Billing Name Here]" when you type.

His question: Why does this not stay underlined when I insert something in this space?
My Answer: You used the space bar to create a line. When you type, you move the line with the new words. Do not make a line. Use the "underline" function. (Duh!).

Let's say that was the easiest $20 I've made in a long darn time.

In other news... Our pal Sassy T is getting PUPO'ed today. Yes, dearest Tracey is going for her embryo transfer (probablly done by now- yippie) and will be Pregnant Until Proven Otherwise!! I'm so happy for her-- I just know this is it!!

It is possible to walk around Wal-Mart for an hour and not buy anything except a Snickers Bar. It's worth the trip alone to see the tiny girl, approximately 2 years old, roll down the greeting card isle. Things are always funnier when it's someone else's kid!

I made Ava a custom onesie today... It has a little pig wearing a pearl necklace (get your mind out of the gutter, this is for my bebe!). I added a caption (which I am having to redo because I didn't print it in mirror image) that says: "Just Delightful". I was going to buy more t's and onesies at Wal-Mart but those things are pricey. I'm going to wait for my dad to order t's from his wholesale place and buy a few from there.

Ok, the job thing I mentioned the other day (again, buried in paragraphs of stuff)... I just don't feel good about it. It makes me sick to think about doing mortgages. I would need $1000 to start my advertising campaign, and I don't have that either. But- even if I did, I don't think I could bring myself to go for it. It just doesn't seem right. I've decided to work with dad on ad specialties until something better comes along. Sigh!

Nothing planned for us tonite. My dad is going to "Paddy's Pub" at Chateau Elan to have corned beef and a few Amstel Lights. I've hinted that I want to go (if he's paying, teeheehee) but I've not gotten my invitation yet.

(Check out Paddy's Pub and the Chateau Elan Winery at:
http://www.chateauelanatlanta.com/dining/paddys-.html
Jef and I got married in the hotel part, and had our reception at the winery, which is the building that looks like a castle! They show the huge double stairs that I walked down to the isle!! Ahh, memories!).

Ok- hold me to the list of following things to blog:
1- Wedding pics (from Michelle's inspiration, thanks hun!).
2- Pics of me, Faith, and Ava at around 7 months for comparison.
3- The story of how Jef and I met and married.


2 comments:

Michelle said...

Hey, Im looking forward to seeing your wedding pics! Im glad I could inspire atleast 1 other person. lol. Also looking forward to your other upcomming things to blog about. Posting how you and Jef met is a great idea. I might take that postup someday when I have nothing else to blog about!
Oh yeah..and AF COME TODAY FULL FORCE!!!!!!!!!!!! On to TTC again for a sticky baby. I had a dream today about my vial of sperm waiting for me, right before AF showed..werid huh?

Kelly said...

Michelle did have a great idea of wedding pics. I also like your other blog ideas, and I may steal some myself. I'm glad you're following your intuition with the job thing, too. It should feel right when you make that kind of change.