My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Picture this...

I am sitting here just laughing my silly little fanny off. If a few years ago, someone would have told me I could go to one of my fave "fertility" websites (yeah, girls- you know the one of which I speak) and there would be photos of women's cervix displayed for all the world to see, I would have called you a liar. I mean, come on- who is brave enough to post photos of a body part that most women have not even seen?! Apparently, more people that I thought.

Now, let's get this strait... I say BRAVO to these women! I only wish I had the gonads (haha) to speculum up and grab the Minolta. How helpful would that have been to have the opinions of hundreds of women to tell me if my cervix was open or not when we were trying to conceive?! Let's face it... Jef didn't even know what a cervix was until I got the wild-hair to have another kid, let alone that it opened and closed.

I have the slight notion to run dig out my old TTC supplies and get my new camera and high powered flash just to take a few photos for nostalgia's sake (I would definitely keep those in my private stash, rest assured).


Berrymomnw said...

UMMM.... I was less than thrilled to see those. I didn't even like the ones in my tcoyf book. I think they could have at least posted a link instead of the d*mn photos themselves. Did they have to be so, so.....Lifesize. AHHHH!

Anonymous said...

LMAO! Where were those pictures when I was sitting on the floor in my bedroom trying desperately to find my own cervix? I guess it just goes to show you that nothing is sacred when you're TTC =)

singletracey said...


When I saw those the other morning I just about fell off my chair!!

Like Kelly said.. when TTC ... you do whatever you need to do to get some answers! LOL

meg said...

I didn't know what you mean... but I had to go and look... Oh my! Porn on the baby site!!!!

Hey I tagged you on my blog! Go read it and you will know what I mean!