My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


I Just Had To Share

This is my fun project for the reunion for the day. We got a questionnaire from a bachelor who was determined to stay that way... his answer for for "Married Y/N" was "HELL NO".

A trip to the Dollar Store for air freshener and some crazy ideas later here's the prize for the "Hell No To Marriage" Award:

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Incase you can't see it the label reads:
A Delightful New Product From JK Labs, Wife-Away Spray- For the Unmarried Man Who Wishes To Stay That Way! “A Spray A Day Will Keep Women Away”. Bachelor Tested, Grumpy Old Man Approved. Warning: Not for use on livestock. Do not attempt to have sex with women for 69 hours after using this product. For external use only– I don’t care how horny you are!


Marcy "meg" said...

That is pretty creative Milk Maid! Won't he wish he didn't mark his form that way next time :)

kittenroar5 said...

Ha! Can you make some Teen-Away for me?

Milk Maid said...

OMG I sprayed that crap a few ago for Jef and was like WOAH! It said "clean linen bathroom freshener". Smelled like dirty butt to me!!! That could work for teen away though!

Anonymous said...

You should market that. I have a guy friend who totally needs it =) Very creative, as usual!

B said...

Ass and cornchips? That's what my friends husband tells their sons that they smell like.