My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Half Moon

Here's the story behind my semi-moon:

I was best friends with Jef's ex-wife (We'll call her L). After leaving my ex-husband I went to their house for a night of a few drinks and a little escape.

Let me stop right here and say never let Jef pour you a cocktail. His sense of proportion is all screwed up. A screwdriver is (in my drinkable opinion) 3 parts orange juice and 1 part vodka. Jef's ideal screwdriver is vodka with a splash of OJ. You kinda see where this is going, right?

So, part way into the evening we're laughing and talking and L puts on some music. I suddenly decide it is the PRIME opportunity to show everyone my new thong. L was adamant that I buy a thong, we'd talked about thongs in front of Jef, so what the hell- I yank my pants halfway down my butt to reveal my new snake-skin patterned panties. L was all, "Yay! You got thongs!" and Jef was doing the most amazing job at looking, while not looking obvious, while really looking.

We've laughed about it ever since!

--Milk Maid says shake it like a Polaroid picture


B said...

"She's a very freaky girl..the kind you don't take home to MOMMA"!

Or in y'alls case..YOUR HUSBAND! : )

Estella's Moms said...

LMAO...Yeah, I'm sure he was totally looking!!!!!!

Michelle said...

That is halarious! LOL!!! Post some good crock pot recipies if you ever get a chance or ever feel like! hehehe!

Kelly said...

Have you posted about how you and Jef got together? I can't remember, but it has to be a very interesting story given this little dittie =)

Deena said...

Shake it, Shake it!

You KNOW he was peeping at the half moon. Memories...

Marcy "meg" said...

ha ha! That is a funny story! When I read Michelle's post... I saw Post some good... and I thought she was going to say pictures of your thong! But instead she said crockpot recipes :)

Michell said...

Very funny. I have had a few similar stories but thankfully have never ended up with the guys. Yes I can be bad.