My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


One Side Of The Same Old Conversation...

The Daily Check-In With Jef, from my side of the conversation:

"No, not really a lot happening on the web today... No, no new posts (except mine)... Well, Ra had a really good one about her sister and "E!"... No, I Haven't heard from B- she's in New Mexico with her mom... No, B is with K... The "One In The Hat"... No, the "Cute Lesbians" are Meg and Kris... B and K are from Texas... They are cute too, but it's not who you are thinking about... Yes, Meg is Marcy... I know you're confused... Yes, Ra & Jen are from Texas, too. And Deena... No, Deena is married to Vince. She's the one with the big creepy flower, remember?... No, Vince is not Nick...that's Michelle (with an E) you're thinking of. It's her and Nick's anniversary!... Yeah that's awesome- 5 years like us! Ha!... No the other Michell (with no E) is the nurse. She just got fresh spoogie. Yeah- I think it will too, but we'll sweat it out together for two weeks, huh?!... Kelly and Matt are better... Yeah, I think it's their anniversary too!... No we haven't heard from Supermom all week... I'm sure she is very busy with 4 kids, plus a cookbook to type, plus a husband to look after!... Hey Tracey is house and dog sitting in Manteca. I don't have to remind you who she is, do I?... Yes it is funny!


Deena said...

you make me laugh!
It is a bit slow on the ninernet today, huh?
Congrats on losing the weight!
That's pretty awesome.

I hope Jef is now clear on who everyone is out in blog land because we are having a quiz later!

B and K tease me that Vince is really a piece of cardboard that i take pictures with because they haven't met him yet!
Can you imagine?

Lora said...

Hilarious! Men are so could have this SAME conversation with him again Monday!!! :) I need to update my blog, it's been a while. Not sure if you read mine, but I think you do. I should start posting more often, like you do! Yours ALWAYS puts a smile on my face!


Michell said...

Very funny. So Jef follows the blogs too huh.

Estella's Moms said...

Not just the men. Pam does the exact same thing. I've had to clarify who you people are a million times. She doesn't sit down and read the blogs, but she asks for updates.

kittenroar5 said...

I do think Vince is a cardboard cut out. Really.

Is Jef one too?

Michelle said...

LOL!!! That is great. I read to Nick this post and he laughed so hard and said," He's right. What if I told you about the guysand their cars on the boards I post on? You wouldnt know who had what." He has a point. hehe

Anonymous said...

We have similar conversations in our house. Matt never, ever reads the blogs, just listens while I babble randomly about all of you. He does occasionally ask questions, but I think it's just so I won't nag him about never listening.

B said...

: ) Dork. I missed you while I was gone. K and I really want to meet you and Jef in Atlanta one weekend.

Milk Maid said...

B if you dont mind me bringing a cardboard cut out along, then I don't mind either! :P

B said...

Maybe I can coax Deena out of her cut out, and your cut out will have someone to talk to .