My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Pre-School Countdown

Faith returns to school tomorrow. May I just say THANK GOODNESS! I was thaaat close to selling her to the gypsies. We had open house this afternoon, her teacher is awesome- I've known her since I was a kid- and Faith is ready to head back to class.

My back and shoulders are feeling much better today. My head has been hurting on and off, but I think it's due to the tea Konetta gave me instead of going splat in the floor.

This really tasty tea is from the Amazon and is really good for just about anything that ailes you. A good cleanse she says. A good energy boost she says. I have been running full blast all day, that I can't deny. Konetta swears there are no illegal substances in this tea. All natural. All 100% good for you. I wonder if I will be cleaning out the garage soon or dusting the ceiling fans at 4am. I'm glad I drank it very early in the morning. This stuff must be Amazon Red Bull!

B- What kind of cake? I've been dreaming of cake all day. Tomorrow, I eat cake!

Ra- Jef really enjoyed the photos of your dog wearing your bra on its head. He's just all guy, huh?! And I'm envious of your new washer/dryer. We have an older front load and I love it. Faith will watch it for hours- it's the "PPV Clothes Fight".

Oh and speaking of Faith, I must share her latest Faithism: (after watching a cartoon with a reference to Sparticus) "Mother, I am Farticus!". Yes baby- you are indeed!

-- The Milk Maid send cake in lieu of flour.


kittenroar5 said...

I made B a chocolate cake with chocolate frosting and a pineapple upside down cake. I baked on Monday and today all cake is gone. We are fat. We are terribly, terribly fat.

Cake. It's what's for dinner. On Monday. On Tuesday. And breakfast on Wednesday.

B said...

"Farticus" I LOVE it! I wondered where you were all day. School is starting this early? I think MC has a couple more weeks. If you're bored without Faith, we can ship him over to you! : )

Supermom said...

1st day of school for us is 9/5. That feels so far away!!

Supermom said...

I made a triple layer mocha cake. It's almost gone ;-)

Marcy "meg" said...

Oh ..... I would like some of that tea!!!!!!!!!!!!! What is it ? :)

I don't know if it would go with the IVF protocol... but it is worth looking into!

Farticus... so cute!

Kelly said...

OK, forget the cake, tell me more about this tea! I want it! I need it! For Heaven's sake, Milk Maid, where can we find it?!?!

Estella's Moms said...

I'm really LMAO...."Farticus"!!

And I need some of that tea too. Energy drinks just aren't cutting it anymore!