My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


8/28/07

She's Prepared For Anything

When: Tuesday, 6:43am, before waking Faith for school.

Location: Faith's bedroom, queen size bed.

Subject: (1) nine year old, female, wearing white and pink boxer shorts and long sleeve velour Hello Kitty pajama top with lace fringe around neck and sleeves. Subject is on stomach, turned almost 180 degrees away from pillows at top of bed.

Additional items in bed: 2 pillows (Spongebob pillow, regular pillow); 7 blankets (Winnie The Pooh, Scooby Doo, Random Baby Blanket, Homemade Blanket, Sleeping Bag, sheet from comforter set) Note: subject is not under any of these blankets; Giant Stuffed Dog approximately 4 feet tall; Gameboy and Pokemon games (tucked under pillows); Plastic Nun chucks; Plastic Chinese Throwing Star; Plastic "Hatori Hanzo" Sword; Pokemon Defense Strategies Book.

Subject's Explanation of Items:
"You just never know what you might need when you are asleep!"

8 comments:

journey of two FL mommies said...

i absolutely love your blogs! they never fail to put a smile on my face. i remember when cody was around 7, he had a bunk bed. on the top bunk on the wall we found a pickle, the kind from say a mcdonalds burger, stuck to the wall beside his bed. it obviously had been there awhile cause it was all dried and stuck to the wall, so from then on we referred to that bunk as the "pickle bed" ..lol

B said...

Like mother like daughter....

Michell said...

That is pretty funny. Because she wouldn't want to get cold, or bored, or not have enough pillows, and she never knows when she made need to protect herself.

Deena said...

SEVEN BLANKETS????

Estella's Moms said...

Craker jack! hehe

Kelly said...

She definitely gives the phrase "Be prepared" new meaning. Good job, Mom!

kittenroar5 said...

I like the defense strategies... never know when a pokemon battle might arise...

twondra said...

That is so cute. :) It's best to be prepared!