Setting: Local supermarket
General Gist of Dream: Sex
The Low-Down: Pushing my cart thru the local P*blix I spy a rather handsome man at the end of a long isle near the produce department. I immediately rip my clothes off, the random man runs towards me (who looks a little bit like Joshua Morrow from Y&R) and we jump nude into a pile of lettuce.
I ponder: Does this mean I need to have more sex, or should I add healthier food to my diet? Should I even attempt to make a tuna salad joke in my blog?
--The Milk Maid said at least is isn't Mario Batalli
10/30/07
Another Weird Dream
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7 comments:
I've been having some wild dreams again lately although mine unfortunately are tending more towards the murder and mayhem theme. Sex on lettuce sounds nice.
Can you get salmonella on your naughty bits? Or, was this lettuce washed?
ha ha... sex on the lettuce. Love it!
B- the lettuce was kind of like that prewashed and bagged stuff with spinach and all that fancy junk. Gosh, safe sex just got so much more difficult.
Hmm, so there was a VARIETY of lettuce? I wonder what the dream is telling you? Variety you say?
Make the tuna joke! Do it, do it! I think you are just beyond perverted! It's a good thing!
You have awesome dreams! Man, I wish I had some like that! :) Go milk maid!
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