My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Friday Mish-Mash 10.5.07

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Ungodly hair mop
Torture to wash, dry, and style
Might wear a wig today
That's a long damn word- yup! yup!
Happy one Big J
Sitting in the dark
Wearing jeans and a nice bra
Trying to haiku
The Mish-Mash
Not a lot going on today... Jef is getting off work early, we're having some photos made of us and Ava on a trade out deal with our fave photographer. As you can tell from the haiku, I've been battling my hair most of the morning. It's course, it's thick, it's naturally wavy, and it's raining outside. No rain for weeks and weeks... I have to get my picture taken and it's a flippin downpour. Oh well... I will take the hair straightener with me!
I probably should be picking out clothes to wear to this photo deal, but I'm not very motivated at the moment. I didn't get breakfast, and I'm contemplating making a pot of coffee. But... in the battle of coffee vs. my stomach my stomach always looses, and I really don't want to have the poots (or worse) at photo lady's house. Decisions, decisions.

--The Milk Maid says a lot less than usual today!


B said...

HA! I get to be first to say happy anniversary on your blog too! Chillax milkmaid, your hair will look fine and the pictures are going to turn out great. Have a nice day's a good day for cripes sake.

Deena said...


Sounds like we have the exact same hair. Except you have more cooler, less himidity weather than I do! DRATS!
Hope you have a wonderful time with Jef and can't wait to see the pics...

Marcy "meg" said...

Happy Anniversary!!!!! Enjoy your day today!!!!

I am SURE your pic's will turn out fine.. I have no doubts!

Enjoy your weekend.

AnGlOpHiLe FoOtBaLl FaNaTiC said...

Happy anni. I hope you chose to forgo the coffee for the photographer's sake. And, 95% of the time I'm in my bra, too. Clothes are too confining.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Great Haiku! I did an anniversary haiku back in July. So nice to have ONE word for a whole Haiku line!

Ethansmama said...

Happy Anniversary. Take the straightener and have Jef pick you up one of those old lady plastic covers for your head. You know the one grannies wear, to keep their style. I'm sure you'll look great in whatever you decide to wear. Can't wait to see those photos.

Blue Momma said...

Happy anniversary!

Just use enough hair spray and the humidity doesn't have a chance!

Serina Hope said...

Happy anniversary. Great haiku!

Secret Agent Mama said...

Happy Anniversary!!!

Michell said...

Yes, happy anniversary. Good luck with the hair and the pics. I'm trying to picture you with one of those old lady plastic things on your head. Effective and cute too. Have a great day and weekend.

Anonymous said...

Happy Anniversary!!!! Can't wait to see the pics!!

VDog said...

Happy Anniversary!

Hope the pics went well.

I'm jealous you have a nice bra! haha

twondra said...

Happy anniversary!!!! Hope you guys have a great weekend! :)

Estella's Moms said...

Happy anniversary.

Hope you had a wonderful day!

kittenroar5 said...

And when do we get to see said pics?

Marcy "meg" said...

Already have the pic's? How did the coffee and hair go?