My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


I Love Shirts Tuesday

I have one of those "assignment" blogs to write about. This is a feature article all about a mock turtleneck shirt from Clothing4All which sounds like a spectacular company (mostly because they gave me a Cool Free Shirt). I had a little trouble with getting my shirt- only because wires were crossed in which styles I was able to choose from, and the whole shoop-shebang was delayed. So I actually don't have the shirt to blog about. But- the assignment is due today, no exceptions. So here's my spiel:

Whooo hoo, my shirt is warm and blue. It makes me happy to be warm AND have a Cool Free Shirt from Clothing4All! You can get a shirt too for just a small price... now go pick one out because you need to be warm and look like me.

Here is a picture of the great shirt that I would be wearing if circumstances were different and the great wonderful fabulous shirt had gotten here:

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Does this shirt make me look like a man??

I hope the auto-verify machine doesn't detect snark.


B said...

Nice adams apple Milk Maid! It's totally hot!

RaJen said...

You look great in blue, but I thought your hair was longer?

Kathy said...

I hate to say it MM but it looks to me like yes, in fact, that shirt does make you look like a man. However, it clearly makes you model beautiful so I guess there's an upside?

At least it doesn't make you look fat.

Deena said...

Heck, if a shirt can make my stomach muscles look that good then I am off to order that pretty blue shirt!

Ethansmama said...

What happened to your boobies!!

kittenroar5 said...

Snark is never auto-detected. You are safe.

From Here To Maternity said...

Yes but a good looking man.

Marcy "meg" said...

ha ha

BTW - you are much prettier than him!!!!