My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Merry Christmas Y'all!

It's that time of year again- I hope that everyone got all their shopping done and are in safe, warm, and ready to celebrate a little Santa Ho-Ho-Holiday!

It wouldn't be Christmas without this picture:

white christmas

Or this link:
Charlie Brown Christmas - Performed by the Cast of Scrubs

May you all have the most cozy, warm, terrific, fantastic, orgasmic (optional, but encouraged!), tap-dancingly tubular, zany, wacky, untacky, superbly sublime, most bueno of all holidays!

Merry Christmas, Feliz Navidad, Joyeux Noël, Fröhliches Weihnachten, Buon Natale, Vrolijke Kerstmis, С Рождеством Христовым, and Lystig Jul!

--The Milk Maid says it's always better to give than receive!

PS- Wouldn't be Christmas without one of these: Seagull lighting


B said...

Merry Christmas Mr. and Mrs. MilkMaid and family!!! Love you girl.

twondra said...

Merry Christmas! I hope it's a good orgasmic one for ya. :) You're too much!

Michell said...

Merry Christmas to you too. I like the pic thing. Very cute.

From Here To Maternity said...
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From Here To Maternity said...

Merry Christmas to the family Milkmaid. (yep think I spelled everything right)

RainbowMomma said...

Merry Christmas to you guys! And I will take that advice on what kind of Christmas to have. I'm part of the way there, but I'm still waiting on one of them ;) (but the one I'm waiting on is the better to receive one. LOL!)

Marcy "meg" said...

I hope you guys had an awesome Christmas!!!!

Kathy said...

I'm too fat now to be witty. Christmas was far too good to me....or was it bad???

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

That cartoon may become my mantra! Merry Christmas!