My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Valentines Day Shopping Quiz

This is a Valentine's Day Quiz. Answer honestly and openly, record your answers and tally your points, then look for your finally tally range in the "How Did You Fare" section at the bottom.

1) When your beloved hints to you for something shiny do you...

  • A. Shop long and hard to find a special, although not expensive, piece of jewelry that is from the heart.
  • B. Splurge and buy her that diamond cubic zarconia she always wanted.
  • C. Think to yourself, "Gunmetal is shiney!"

2) You are in the mood for love on the big V-day. Do you...

  • A. Shower, shave, and add just a dab of cologne in all the right places.
  • B. Grab your lover's boobs and yell. "Hot damn, look at the melons!"
  • C. Try your best not to fart during sex.

3) To you foreplay means...

  • A. Candles, champagne, a sensous massage, and all the time your sweetie needs to get ready for the adventure ahead.
  • B. Heavy breathing and heavy petting.
  • C. Taking your clothes off- Most of the way.

4) During lovemaking you are most likely to...

  • A. Attend to her every need, then worry about yourself.
  • B. Make a good run, and apologize heavily when you finish before she does.
  • C. Make a mess and go to sleep.

5) When your lovely describes her Valentine's day to her office mates, she will most likely...

  • A. Scream at anyone who passes by "Look what I got! Look what I got!!"
  • B. Faun over you and the gift you gave her if anyone inquires.
  • C. Waive divorce papers under their nose.


A= 5 points, B= 3 points, C= 1 point

How did you fare?

16+ Points: Look at you go, Romeo! You know how to woo a woman... Keep it up!

6+ Points: Hey, you aren't such a bad catch after all. Maybe you are a little rough around the edges, but you are very loved for who you are.

5 Points: OMG you are my ex-husband!


B said...

Dude, I'm a total Romeo! I'm not killing myself though..aint gonna happen. I love her and all, but you got to have your limits.

Ethansmama said...

We are treating one another to a fabulous stress filled family holiday in Orlando. Then as a sweet gesture he is sending me off for a weekend with the chicks. I have a Romeo!!

Seaswell said...

i love the phrase "apologize heavily." especially in that context.

Deena said...

Okay. I graciously took the quiz for Vince and me.
I got a 21 and Vince got a 13.

I guess I'll keep him!

Marcy "meg" said...

I did get Romeo status... just not sure how!!!!

Dory said...

Man, why didn't I have this quiz before that last ex-boyfriend?!

Thanks for visiting my "house" and I'll be back to visit!