My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


The "Where Are We Going, And Why Am I In This Handbasket?" Friday Mish-Mash

Does any one else watch Hell's Kitchen? Does anyone find Gordon Ramsey attractive besides me? Sure, he needs a little forehead botox, but dont we all? A sexy chef with an accent and a temper-- hot y'all, hot!

In other news, the "Great Baby Talks of 2008**" has started up again.

**To my dearest underfertile/infertile friends... this is me asking you, especially if you are having a sensitive moment right now and want to eat my ovaries much like zombies would eat brains, to please refrain from reading the next paragraph and scroll down to where the RED WRITING is... that's where we can pick up, okie dokie? See you in a few...

Between Jef's friend Matt and his wife having a baby yesterday (the mostest cutest smallest sweetest babyiest boy named Brady- oh wee, oh weeweewee) and Jef sending me a picture of said cuteness AS I WAS READING the fabulous blog of RaJen which had preggie belly pics and baby clothes and blankies and... well, it was the kind of day where I truly felt like shaving all the hair off my body from the neck down, throwing on something that could be described as "sexy" and "see thru", and have Jef find me waiting at the door- hair tossled, slutty eye makeup perfectly applied, holding a Cosmo in one hand and a bottle of KY in the other.

That's how they make babies in the movies right?

For the rest of us who have to call and make an appointment and arrange for the Stork Express to carry us to our final destination, that's all pretty much a silly little fantasy. Anyway, the Stork's line was busy when I called... I took that as an omen to pass instead of play for a little while longer. Oh, that and the whole "I should probably mention this to Jef" thing. Which I totally would have... honest!

Ok- were back friends!

I have 2 Med Term tests next week- Monday and Wednesday. I'm actually feeling pretty confidant already! After those tests we move into male and female anatomical terms... Bring it, yo!

My Big J is getting off work early (we hope, we hope) to take me to dinner at the restaurant where we had our 1st date. I'm totally excited... I can't wait to have him all to myself for a few hours.

Zeus refrained from eating anyone at class last night. He is doing really great, and I will try to get a new picture up of him soon... he's growing up so fast!

I hope everyone has a nice weekend!

--The Milk Maid says you can't make a race horse out of a pig, but you can make a really fast pig!

engraved plaques


B said...

Like I said do what is right for you and Jef. You wouldn't be the first knocked up college student..nor the last. Besides, you make pretty babies..why would you deny the world more pretty babies?

Marcy "meg" said...

You do make beautiful babies... and I think if it feels good and right for you... go for it my dear....can't wait!

Ethansmama said...

UMMM since you are going for a boy this time, can we say handsome instead of pretty?? You know I say go for it!!!

Kathy said...

Umm....some silly lil read words aint going to keep me away from your post. Of course I read it. And I agree with B. You do what you need to do. We're all here to cheer you on!

Michell said...

I'm sorry, why do you have to know female anatomical names to draw blood?? I can assure you that you won't be drawing blood from any of those spots. I think I liked my phlebotomy class that last 10 weeks and I was out there working. Glad it's going good for you.

kittenroar5 said...

Um, and Milk Maid. You are the only on who finds Ramsey sexy.


singletracey said...

I promise not to eat both your ovaries!!! heehee

Mo' Babies... Mo' Better.. Just don't go getting knocked up before Houston... I need you to get your drink on with me! (Aren't I a selfish biotch??!!)

Chef Ramsey can play in my kitchen ANYTIME.. I think the accent adds to his sexiness..

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