My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


6/27/08

The Case Of The Missing Sister Mish-Mash

Thursday night a little after 9pm the phone rang. I looked at the caller ID and saw that it was Jef's sister D's number. I handed him the phone, thinking the call would be something about the upcoming move that Jef's dad will be making or other brotherly/sisterly based conversation.

Within a few seconds I realized by the look on Jef's face that this call was very, very different. It was Bro Mikey calling (D's hubby). D was supposed to pick their son up from the airport at 3. She'd sent their son a text saying she was running a little behind. D never showed up at the airport; no one had heard from her in person since noon.

We all feared the worst.

Jef's brother, Ronny, passed away just over a year ago. D has a history of seizures. Our minds raced- what could have happened?! A heart attack, a stroke, a seizure-- was she carjacked in the middle of downtown Atlanta?

Needless to say, we didn't sleep a wink that night awaiting the news of Deby's fate.

The next morning on the way to grab breakfast Jef's cell phone rang. My heart sank. I didn't want to hear the news that I was certain awaited. I didn't want to see Jef's eyes well with tears and his heart break over the loss of his sister.

D was safe and sound... and I have never been so happy to hear that someone had spend the night in jail.

The rest of the story is still unfolding, but it is claimed that D's transgressions were just a case of a simple mix up. Only time will tell... And jailbird or not I'm glad as heck she's ok!

--The Milk Maid says roast your jailbird at 425 degrees for one hour for best flavor.

8 comments:

B said...

I was very glad to hear the news as well. You guys have a rip roarin weekend.

battynurse said...

Wow. Glad that she is ok. Have a great weekend.

Deena said...

Are you sure we don't have the same sister in law?

Can't wait!!!

Anonymous said...

Dead isn't fixable, so I'm glad it was jail.

Mish-smash. I'm thinking sombreros.

Unknown said...

I am so glad she is okay... how scary.

twondra said...

Thank goodness she's okay.

C said...

A, Thank God, J's Sis is OK. Jail is better than any scarier options out there. Hey, I forgot to send my Drinks to you.....e-mail will be coming late tonight. Can I still be in the running, Buddy???

Anonymous said...

B told me about this and I freaked. Its pretty much the craziest story for the summer. At least for now...but so glad she's ok.