My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


They Call Me Pokey McSticker

People. Arms. Median cubital veins. Blood. Gauze. Paperwork. Computers. Big honkin' needles.

Can I just say, "I freakin LOVE my work!!!". Really, really, really!!!

The lab girls are so friendly (and share my warped sense of humor), the boss comes in late and leaves early, and most people have superb veins. And those people who seem to have forgotten to bring their veins IN for their lab work? Oh, I root and toot and hunt around like an old pro. If I still don't find a vein, I just yell ("heeeelp" squeals the Milk Maid).

Life is good... I am tired...

--The Milk Maid says half the sticks at one third of the pain!


B said...

What's up mistress pokes a'lot? Hmm, that sounds kinda dirty. I'm glad you're loving your job so much, I knew you'd be great at it. Love ya girl, thanks again for coming to visit and making me laugh non stop.

Aunt Becky said...

Hey, that's awesome. I'm so glad you're digging it.

twondra said...

You're so cute. :) Hope you had a fun vacation. :)

Marcy "meg" said...

Hey girl.... did you get my email? How was that trip????

I am glad you are enjoying the job!!!

Michell said...

Glad you are loving your job. And yes I've found that most folks in health care have a bit of a warped sense of humor. It helps us get through.

Anonymous said...

You still aint comin anywhere near my veins missy. But I'm so glad to hear that there is a new member in the I love my job club. Its a small club, but still rocks. Welcome. :-)

RainbowMomma said...

I always bring my veins with me, but DP always leaves them home. (Actually, she requests certain people to draw for her.) (Chemo ruined her veins!)

Anyway, just catchin' up!

RainbowMomma said...

Now that I'm done reading all the posts, I just want to say that when I'm visiting here, I am never lacking in laughter!