My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Firework Friday Mish-Mash

Happy 4th my peeps!

I'm in happy Houston for the long weekend... B&K have pretty much taken me hostage and are feeding me copious amounts of food, forcing me to imbibe far too much alcohol, making me sing and dance to Salt & Peppa songs, watch dirty comedy movies, and have a TERRIFIC time!

Today we head out for some adventure (to some undisclosed location).

Hope everyone has a safe and happy holiday!

--The Milk Maid says whatchu wanna do, I wanna shoop!


Marcy "meg" said...

I need some pictures!!!! Enjoy!

twondra said...

Glad you're having a good time!!

Candace said...

Ahhh...have FUN!! You gals had ME at singing OLD Salt-n-Pepa songs. Did ya'll sing "Push it?" hells yeah that song is a riot....!!! I have it on my MP3 player. Hehehehehehehe!!!!

Aunt Becky said...

Dude, I am so jealous that I might be melting. Give B a smootch for me and tell her I will be coming to visit soon.

Deena said...

So, did you have a good time???

Anonymous said...

Wow. I guess we have a totally different definition for being held hostage. Mine doesn't involve hilarity, drunk dialing, and fun. blink once if you need me to send help hahahahaha.

Michelle said...

Have a great time. Im jealous. I wish I could let loose and forget the stress even if just for a day.