My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


Checkup Day Mish Mash

Ava had her 15 month check up this morning...

Stats: She is 34" tall (above the 100% percentile) and 25.4 lbs (around 75%).

Antics: She took the doctor's pen away, dumped a low lying jar of tongue depressors on the floor, took a swing at the nurse when she was giving her the chickenpox vaccine, logged herself into the Dr's computer (um, easy password or hacker genius?), and had a blast jabbering and being the center of attention!

Ava has outgrown every pair of shoes she owns within the past 2 weeks. Of course it doesn't help that she spreads her toes out as wide as they will go so I can't get shoes on her feet. Anyways, I went to Ko.hls after her appointment and bought her 2 new pairs of shoes! If she will let me take them away from her I will get a clear photo of them and show you guys (A-dooor-able!). I keep telling her she is too young for such a hardcore shoe fetish! She exploded when I gave the shoes to the cashier to be rung up... Patience my dear, and a little self control!

Ok- it's back to the books for me... I am a studying fool. For once, having an obsessive compulsive tendency is totally paying off!

--The Milk Maid says TGIF!
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PS- As a footnote to my Darn That Box Wine Post:
Michell, I saw Mr. Happy about the same time as Faith did, so I kicked it under the bed and told her it was an old remote control. Technically, it is- right? *wink*

As far as how much box wine was left after my little, er "episode" well- it's hard to say. The box is still heavy. Maybe I can invent the Box-Wine-Gauge... in all my spare time I will definitely do that! I wasn't too hungover, so I probably didn't get that much to drink, it just all went to my crazy spot.


Michell said...

Ok, I'm laughing my ass off. Sure, works as a remote control for me. Good catch mom. As far as the wine, you could always open the box, pull out the bag and see how much is in there.
And I can just see Ava with the shoes. How cute.

twondra said...

Can't wait to see the shoes. :) And, yeah, easy password...duh, doc.

B said...

I'm thinking evil genius. I absolutely love that she took a swing at the nurse! She should have gotten as many new pairs of shoes as she wanted after getting 4 shots!! : ( I hate that part of having're always having to let doctors poke and prod em.
When I see Ava, i'm going to teach her to aim for the Doc's balls next time.

The Milk Maid said...

Um- B, it's a girl doc! Well, she could have had balls :|

Marcy "meg" said...

Maybe I will take a swing next time they poke at me!!! :) I can't wait to see those cute cute shoes!!!!

kittenroar5 said...

Seriously. She's a rock star. She needs her own blog.

Kathy said...

She's one of us....its perfect.

And as for that box wine nonsense...let me go check that one out!!