My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


It's My Very Own Circus

I have always been very good at multi-tasking. For example:

  • I keep a minimum of 2 (usually more like 4) browser tabs open on my computer at ALL times.
  • I can drink a glass of wine and play Wii tennis with minimal spillage.
  • I can walk, talk, chew gum, and think all at the same time (usually).
  • I can talk on the phone and type simultaneously without confusing my conversations while calming a screaming toddler as I prepare the dog's food as Faith is singing and wearing a cape and no shirt or pants and I am checking her homework.

So today when I studied more Med Terminology and kept Ava occupied, it was really no sweat at all to clicker train the dog.

I ran into trouble only once when I mistakenly fed Ava a snausage treat and tried to put a diaper on the dog.

--The Milk Maid says her tank is empty, but her brain is full.


B said...

I bet Zeus looks cute in a diaper. : ) STUDY!

twondra said...

Too funny! You are awesome at multi-tasking girl!!

Marcy "meg" said...

So how did Ava like the treat?

Michell said...

hehehehe. How did Ava like the snausage? And Zeus probably ate the diaper. Good luck with the studying.

joy. said...

ya know what's really weird?
i'm 29 and a capricorn, too!
however, i have no kids... which makes the lactating even STRANGER.

and btw, i travel, so if i'm coming your way i'll letcha know!

Kathy said...

When you puttin the clothes in the dishwasher? THAT'S really multitaskin...