My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


I'll Have My Mish-Mash Now

I seriously debated mish-mashing today. I seem to be a little moody. A little crisp around the edges. Perhaps crisp all the way through. I'm grouchy. And I don't know why!

I've been moody for a few days now. Snippy snap this, snippy snap that. Little things, big things, red things, blue things, false things, true things. Dr. Seuss things!

I'm feeling better now, let me say, and kthx for asking.

I am partially better because Jef's asshole boss- short ex-Marine with attitude- got fired today. He's been walking a thin line, and something about the tens of thousands of dollars the service department lost over the past few months made the Big Boss cut him loose today. Jef's goal of outlasting short ex-Marine with attitude has been attained, and we will see where we go from here... I'm 100% positive it will be in the direction of up up UP!

It's a nasty and rainy day today. We are expecting hail and thunderstorms, and after the last bought of shit-weather, well- I'm so excited I can barely contain myself. Of course we will have horrid weather- I have an online A&P test this weekend! It's a timed test, as all of them will be, and you get 2 minutes per question max. There is no going back to change answers. And if you get locked out because of the internet going down or whatever then you are just "screwed" per Teacher In Need Of Makeup. Ahh, the joys of skool.

--The Milk Maid says here's your Mish-Mash K!


Becky said...

Fantastic Mish-Mash, Milkmaid.

Hope that everything will turn itself around soon :)

my cowgirl alter-ego said...

I love the mish and mash too. Especially about the up and up and up part. I like that the bestest.

Good luck on the test! You'll kick no makeup buns!

Marcy "meg" said...

I love reading your mish mash. Thanks for posting and I hope tomorrow brings you a better day!

Anonymous said...

Why did your crispiness make me want a salad?

Happy Friday.

Michell said...

Sorry about the crabbiness. I've been a bit lately too. Hope you have a good weekend and good luck on the test.

B said...

Are you still grumpy beeyotch? I hate timed tests. Pretty nerve wracking to have a timed test for A&P..I would have failed for sure, had ours been timed.