My boobs were my tools of the trade for almost 20 months.

Once my youngest daughter weaned herself from the Magical Boob Juice, the fun really began!

(And by fun we all know I mean chaos!)

Pull up a chair, sit a while, read a few pages.

Keep and open mind and a joyful heart and you too can get pumped into the world of The Milk Maid.


8/15/08

One Of Those Friday Mish-Mash Kinda Days

Been a while, hasn't it gang?

I'm having one of those days- you know, where you can't decide whether to pull your hair out and scream or dance, sing a silly song, and burp the alphabet.

I think I would most like to be laying on a sofa bed, somewhere about 1000 miles west of here, deciding what I want for dinner and having some girl-talk time with my peeps B&K. I've felt really secluded the past month and a half, and it's mostly because I dove head first into my clinicals. I wish I had some IRL friends that weren't two-faced hypocrites, but that's another story and another woe for another day.

I am still trying to round up contacts and former employers and dates and times and my bra size from 8 years ago (that would be easier than half the shit they are wanting, truth be told) for the HR lady (whose last name rhymes with marijuana). That's just irony in itself people, because I have not met a bigger buzz kill in say FOREVER. She's very needy and not so bright. Sigh- the things we do for gainful employment.

Faith's new nickname is Captain Obvious. With comments like, "Mom that man is cutting grass with his lawnmower!" and "Do you think it's hot outside because the temperature is so high?" let's just say she's earned the moniker.

--The Milk Maid says stinky feet, the game that's neat!

6 comments:

B said...

I wish you were here too buddy. I don't think i've had a drink since you left and it's about damn time! : ) Let's go see Pineapple express together and order a 33 dollar bottle of Kendall Jackson!

Love you!!!!

The Mother Hen said...

I wish we didn't live at opposite sides of this country. As for faith..it's a stage, I just can't tell you when it ends. We are still there ourselves with Missy. (0;

twondra said...

I could use a few drinks right about now....you can come on up here and we'll have some good old-fashioned WI beer. :) woohoo! :)

Gotta love Faith...too cute. :)

Anonymous said...

You could move hear, ya know. It would be fabulous!

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Deena said...

I wish you were here also, we would definately have to have some cocktails and talk some sh*t. Hugs to you my friend!

Deena said...

I wish you were here also, we would definately have to have some cocktails and talk some sh*t. Hugs to you my friend!